1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,537 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,604 --> 00:00:13,207 Ow. This is my dad. 3 00:00:13,273 --> 00:00:14,975 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:17,211 This is my mom. 5 00:00:17,277 --> 00:00:18,712 * * 6 00:00:18,778 --> 00:00:21,348 This is my sister. She's shy. 7 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:23,717 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:23,783 --> 00:00:26,486 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,553 --> 00:00:29,456 And this... 10 00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:32,859 this is my show. 11 00:00:32,926 --> 00:00:34,794 * * 12 00:00:36,096 --> 00:00:38,999 [upbeat music] 13 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:40,734 - Candy! [laughs] 14 00:00:43,537 --> 00:00:45,439 - Trick or treat. [laughs] 15 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:46,640 - [hisses] 16 00:00:49,043 --> 00:00:49,943 - Hm. [laughs] 17 00:00:51,911 --> 00:00:54,081 - [meows] 18 00:00:54,148 --> 00:00:55,615 Wait, is that right? 19 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:59,419 - I think we're out of toilet paper! 20 00:00:59,486 --> 00:01:03,423 - Ooh, I'm the invisible mom. 21 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:04,591 Oh, my. 22 00:01:04,658 --> 00:01:06,926 * * 23 00:01:07,061 --> 00:01:08,062 Okay, Patrick. 24 00:01:08,062 --> 00:01:10,464 It's showtime. Up and at 'em. 25 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,366 * * 26 00:01:12,432 --> 00:01:17,371 Oh my Neptune, he's dead. Dead tired. 27 00:01:17,437 --> 00:01:20,507 Ah. [grunts] 28 00:01:20,574 --> 00:01:22,142 - [sniffs] - Hm? 29 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:25,812 - Mmm, nougat. Mmm. 30 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:29,716 - It's Halloween, Patrick. You know what that means. 31 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:30,984 - Candy! 32 00:01:31,085 --> 00:01:32,152 [screams] 33 00:01:32,219 --> 00:01:34,954 * * 34 00:01:35,089 --> 00:01:35,989 - Huh? 35 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,691 [together] Trick or treat. 36 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:41,961 - Oh. 37 00:01:42,096 --> 00:01:45,865 [sobs] - Don't be sad, big bro. 38 00:01:45,932 --> 00:01:48,302 We're gonna take our audience trick-or-treating 39 00:01:48,368 --> 00:01:50,404 and get tons of candy. 40 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:53,173 But first, you gotta start the show. 41 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,176 * * 42 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,511 - Hi, everyone. 43 00:01:57,577 --> 00:02:00,114 Welcome to my Halloween Special. 44 00:02:00,147 --> 00:02:02,182 Ooh. 45 00:02:02,249 --> 00:02:06,686 - Hey weirdo, lame costume. It's not scary at all. 46 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:11,791 - Oh, no? Have a healthy Halloween. 47 00:02:11,858 --> 00:02:14,628 - Broccoli? [screams] 48 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:16,863 - [laughs] 49 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,298 - The most important thing 50 00:02:18,365 --> 00:02:21,701 about Halloween is the candy, of course. 51 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:25,205 But how do you get that candy? 52 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:27,207 In a costume, duh. 53 00:02:27,274 --> 00:02:29,676 Seriously, how did you not know that? 54 00:02:30,744 --> 00:02:32,212 To make a costume, 55 00:02:32,279 --> 00:02:35,014 all you need is stuff from around your house. 56 00:02:35,149 --> 00:02:38,885 [chainsaw buzzes] - [laughs] 57 00:02:38,952 --> 00:02:41,688 This totally beats my princess pony costume 58 00:02:41,755 --> 00:02:44,391 from last year. 59 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:48,162 - Come here. - Ooh. 60 00:02:48,228 --> 00:02:49,396 - [screams] 61 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:52,166 [laughter] 62 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:54,168 - Huh? Ugh. 63 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:55,702 [growls] 64 00:02:55,769 --> 00:02:57,671 What is wrong with you? 65 00:02:57,737 --> 00:02:59,806 - Dry, itchy scalp? 66 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:01,975 - What? Ugh! 67 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:05,712 No, can't you two see that this "Halloween" thing 68 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:07,281 is all a ruse? 69 00:03:07,347 --> 00:03:10,884 - Oh, I like to stop and smell the ruses. 70 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:15,522 - Of course you do. Last time I buy day-old brains. 71 00:03:15,589 --> 00:03:19,092 Look, the candy, the costumes, 72 00:03:19,193 --> 00:03:22,396 the happy children, all lies. 73 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:26,933 - Say it isn't so, master. - I shan't. 74 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,804 Instead, I'll tell you about the spine-tingling terror 75 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:33,373 that is the real Halloween. 76 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,074 [both shivering] 77 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:37,977 Ooh, Halloween is a terrible night. 78 00:03:38,044 --> 00:03:41,981 Disguised villagers lurk around every corner, 79 00:03:42,048 --> 00:03:45,885 waiting for their chance to destroy my work, 80 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:48,021 ravage my lab, 81 00:03:48,087 --> 00:03:51,658 and use my bathroom without lighting a match. 82 00:03:51,725 --> 00:03:53,860 - Uh... - Huh? 83 00:03:53,927 --> 00:03:58,131 - And they take your candy! 84 00:03:58,232 --> 00:03:59,233 - No. 85 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:01,601 [together] Not our candy. 86 00:04:01,668 --> 00:04:04,938 - Yes, now you see. 87 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:07,106 If we're going to survive the night, 88 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,976 we shouldn't be dulling our wits with droll drivel. 89 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,011 We should be sharpening our senses 90 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:14,248 with something scary. 91 00:04:14,314 --> 00:04:18,051 Prepare yourselves for horrors more terrible 92 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:20,520 than even your darkest nightmares, 93 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:24,491 for Halloween is upon us. 94 00:04:24,558 --> 00:04:25,792 [laughs] 95 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:27,527 - Please, no! - [shivering] 96 00:04:27,594 --> 00:04:28,728 [puppies barking softly] 97 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:31,097 - Huh? 98 00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:33,600 Oops, sorry. Wrong channel. 99 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,570 [laughs] 100 00:04:36,636 --> 00:04:40,907 - "Granny Tentacles' Pantry of Doom." 101 00:04:40,974 --> 00:04:43,710 [crows cawing] 102 00:04:43,777 --> 00:04:48,147 - Oh my, what a beautiful view 103 00:04:48,282 --> 00:04:52,118 if you don't mind rundown eyesores. 104 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:55,355 Oh! That's it! 105 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:59,593 My house is a mess. I can't live like this anymore. 106 00:04:59,659 --> 00:05:00,960 Oof. [grumbles] 107 00:05:01,027 --> 00:05:03,630 A little hard work and elbow grease 108 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:06,065 will get my home ship shape. 109 00:05:06,132 --> 00:05:08,302 Now I just gotta find a sucker to do it for me. 110 00:05:08,368 --> 00:05:11,104 - [humming melody] - Huh? 111 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,840 - * A doo, doo, doo, rhymes with blue * 112 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:16,510 [laughs] - [laughs] 113 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:19,713 Aha. [laughs] 114 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:21,748 [laughs] 115 00:05:21,815 --> 00:05:23,082 - [growls] 116 00:05:23,149 --> 00:05:24,718 - [laughs] 117 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,620 * * 118 00:05:26,686 --> 00:05:31,124 - Morning, Bunny. How goes the laundry? 119 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:35,862 - Good, I'm just doing the second coat now. 120 00:05:35,929 --> 00:05:40,467 - That's great. Now mow my lawn. 121 00:05:40,534 --> 00:05:43,603 [eerie music] 122 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:46,740 * * 123 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,975 I hope you do windows. 124 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:50,344 - Eeh! 125 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,145 - [laughs] 126 00:05:52,211 --> 00:05:57,351 * * 127 00:05:57,384 --> 00:05:59,953 Eeh, ah, ah, ah! Uh... 128 00:06:00,019 --> 00:06:01,154 * * 129 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,756 - [grunts] Ooh. 130 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:04,123 * * 131 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,224 - Whoa! 132 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:11,398 * * 133 00:06:11,465 --> 00:06:12,766 [grunts] 134 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:13,767 * * 135 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:15,669 - Hey. [grunts] 136 00:06:15,735 --> 00:06:17,404 [murmuring indistinctly] 137 00:06:17,471 --> 00:06:18,872 [coughs] 138 00:06:18,938 --> 00:06:22,141 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, ah. 139 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,378 * * 140 00:06:24,444 --> 00:06:25,579 - [breathing heavily] 141 00:06:25,645 --> 00:06:26,613 Phew. 142 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,914 * * 143 00:06:27,981 --> 00:06:30,116 - Oh, ooh, oh, what? 144 00:06:30,183 --> 00:06:31,751 * * 145 00:06:31,818 --> 00:06:34,721 What, oh, how? Ooh, oh, gee, oh, my. 146 00:06:34,788 --> 00:06:37,156 * * 147 00:06:37,223 --> 00:06:38,625 [sighs] 148 00:06:38,692 --> 00:06:40,727 It's hard work getting other people 149 00:06:40,794 --> 00:06:45,231 to do your hard work. My tentacles are killing me. 150 00:06:45,298 --> 00:06:49,536 Phew. Oh, Patrick? 151 00:06:49,603 --> 00:06:53,440 Would you be a dear and rub my tootsies? 152 00:06:53,507 --> 00:06:55,909 Not like you got a choice. 153 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:57,811 [laughs] 154 00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:02,015 * * 155 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:04,283 - [growls] - Huh? 156 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:07,654 - [straining] - [straining] 157 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:08,922 [both grunt] 158 00:07:08,988 --> 00:07:11,825 - My curse has been reversed! 159 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:16,730 I guess to control your mind you need a mind to control. 160 00:07:16,796 --> 00:07:17,597 * * 161 00:07:17,664 --> 00:07:19,433 - [growls] - No! 162 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:22,702 Oh, ugh! [grunting] 163 00:07:22,769 --> 00:07:25,304 - [growling] 164 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:27,306 - Oh! Whoa! 165 00:07:27,441 --> 00:07:30,910 Ugh, oh! [screams] 166 00:07:30,977 --> 00:07:32,912 * * 167 00:07:32,979 --> 00:07:34,113 Ooh! Um... 168 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,682 - [grunting] 169 00:07:35,749 --> 00:07:37,517 - [grunting] 170 00:07:37,584 --> 00:07:40,587 - Oh! [screams] 171 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:44,023 - [screams] - Oh! 172 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:46,460 No, no, please. 173 00:07:46,526 --> 00:07:50,830 Not that. Not a--a spoon? 174 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:54,634 Well, that's just stupid. 175 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:58,304 A banana? That's even lamer. 176 00:07:58,371 --> 00:08:02,809 There. Now that's scary. 177 00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:06,813 No, not an axe. Stay away. 178 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,516 * * 179 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:12,886 Huh? - Ooh, cookie. 180 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:17,290 Thanks, Granny Tentacles. Got anymore? 181 00:08:17,356 --> 00:08:20,527 Huh? Ooh. 182 00:08:20,594 --> 00:08:22,896 - No. You stay out of my pantry. 183 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,964 [upbeat music] 184 00:08:25,031 --> 00:08:27,567 My food-oo dolls! 185 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:32,706 - Huh? Hey. 186 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,744 - [retches] 187 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,516 - Huh? - Hey, hey. 188 00:08:42,582 --> 00:08:44,383 [group grumbling indistinctly] 189 00:08:44,518 --> 00:08:45,752 - [chuckles] 190 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:49,388 Prune juice anyone? It's got extra fiber. 191 00:08:49,523 --> 00:08:52,559 [dramatic music] 192 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:56,429 [upbeat music] 193 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:59,699 - Oh, Granny Tentacles. [ringing bell] 194 00:08:59,766 --> 00:09:02,536 Bring me another lemonade, would you? 195 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:05,004 - I'll have another me-cookie. 196 00:09:07,607 --> 00:09:11,244 - Coming right up... - Ooh. 197 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:13,146 - Along with my lunch. 198 00:09:13,212 --> 00:09:14,681 [person screams] 199 00:09:14,748 --> 00:09:16,315 [horse neighs] 200 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:18,818 - Howdy, I'm Famous Zed, 201 00:09:18,885 --> 00:09:22,155 and if you're anything like me, you are hungry for brains. 202 00:09:22,221 --> 00:09:26,092 At Famous Zed's, we've got buckets of brains 203 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:28,628 all for you. 204 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:30,997 Enjoy brain eating at your own pace 205 00:09:31,064 --> 00:09:33,633 with a visit to our brain buffet. 206 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,034 - [sneezes] 207 00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:36,803 [bluegrass music] 208 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:40,473 - Or order fresh brains right to your table. 209 00:09:40,574 --> 00:09:43,342 - [grunts] - My brain! 210 00:09:43,409 --> 00:09:46,713 - So remember, the next time you've got a hankering 211 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:49,048 that only brains can satisfy, 212 00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:52,986 mosey on down to Famous Zed's Brain Buffet. 213 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:56,422 We'll have you eating brains faster than you can say-- 214 00:09:56,489 --> 00:09:58,091 all: Brains, 215 00:09:58,157 --> 00:09:59,893 brains, 216 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,195 brains. 217 00:10:02,261 --> 00:10:04,764 - Oh, hey there. - [laughs] 218 00:10:04,831 --> 00:10:07,200 - It's time for the best part of Halloween. 219 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:09,535 We're gonna get candy. 220 00:10:09,603 --> 00:10:12,606 Now follow us while we lick your feet. 221 00:10:12,672 --> 00:10:14,941 - Trick or treat. - Exactly. 222 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,211 [knocks] 223 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:21,380 - Bubble Bass, there's someone at the door. 224 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:24,684 - I'm handling it, mother. 225 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:26,753 What do you want? 226 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,822 [together] Trick or treat. 227 00:10:28,888 --> 00:10:31,725 - Ooh, I choose treat. 228 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,760 [chainsaw buzzing] 229 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:37,096 - Remove that hand if you want to keep it, Buster. 230 00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:39,733 Now give us some Halloween candy. 231 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,568 - The only holiday I celebrate 232 00:10:42,636 --> 00:10:45,238 is the Shell City Comic Convention. 233 00:10:45,304 --> 00:10:47,807 There's no candy for you here. 234 00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:50,576 - Sure there is. [eating loudly] 235 00:10:50,644 --> 00:10:54,180 It's kind of stale though. - [screams] 236 00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:57,917 My vintage Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy collector's candy! 237 00:10:57,984 --> 00:11:00,053 [sobbing and muttering indistinctly] 238 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,521 Thousands of dollars of corn syrup 239 00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:05,191 down the drain! [sobs] 240 00:11:05,258 --> 00:11:07,827 - Oh, sorry. I'll give it back. 241 00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:13,432 Here. - [sobbing] 242 00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:17,303 - So close to candy I could almost taste it 243 00:11:19,906 --> 00:11:21,741 - [sobbing] 244 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,010 [laughter] 245 00:11:24,077 --> 00:11:25,444 - Ugh. 246 00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,681 [loud knocking] 247 00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:30,684 - The villagers, master. They've found us. 248 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:33,319 - Alright, SpongeMonster. Go scare 'em off. 249 00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:34,788 - But why me? 250 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:38,191 - Because you're the biggest, and you're a monster. 251 00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:39,859 What, do I have to paint you a picture? 252 00:11:39,926 --> 00:11:41,594 - Oh, yes, that would be helpful. 253 00:11:41,695 --> 00:11:44,130 - Fine. Patgor. 254 00:11:44,197 --> 00:11:49,235 - Oh, just finishing, master. [laughs] 255 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:50,970 - There, that's you, 256 00:11:51,037 --> 00:11:53,606 that's them, and this us is cheering you on. 257 00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:57,576 Now make with the scaring. Hi-yah! 258 00:11:57,711 --> 00:12:00,847 - [growling] 259 00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:03,917 [together] Huh? 260 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:06,920 - [gasps] Oh! 261 00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:08,521 Whoa! - Huh? 262 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,089 - I couldn't do it. 263 00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:13,226 The villagers are too scary. And they had a monster too. 264 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:17,964 - Sweet Neptune, the ritualistic toilet papering 265 00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:21,634 has already begun. - What do we do, master? 266 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,837 - The only thing we can do. 267 00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:26,773 Watch more TV and hope they go away. 268 00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:31,444 - "Quasar The Movie: Dark Side of the Spoon." 269 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,847 - Breakfast, breakfast. 270 00:12:35,749 --> 00:12:38,217 - Oh, boy. Breakfast time. 271 00:12:38,284 --> 00:12:42,756 Wake up, Captain Quasar. It's time for breakfast. 272 00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:44,290 - Stop! 273 00:12:44,357 --> 00:12:47,994 One of these days, Pat-Tron, I'm gonna sell you for scrap. 274 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:50,964 - Not until after breakfast! 275 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,767 [grunts] - Ooh. 276 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,635 - [beeps] Toast. 277 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:58,337 - Ooh. Huh? 278 00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,372 - [beeps] 279 00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:02,441 [liquid trickling] 280 00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:07,580 Coffee, eggs and toast. Just the way you like it. 281 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:10,583 [upbeat music] 282 00:13:10,649 --> 00:13:11,885 * * 283 00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:14,453 And a bowl of Logic Loops for me. 284 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:19,893 * * 285 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:23,196 [screaming and grunting] 286 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,198 - Egad, Pat-Tron. What's the matter? 287 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,067 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh. 288 00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:32,906 Ow, my robo tum-tum. - What is in this garbage? 289 00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:37,610 Let's see, "Logic Loops. Free prize inside." 290 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:40,579 - Oh, what does this crank do? 291 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:42,215 ["Pop Goes the Weasel" plays softly"] 292 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,483 - Robo alien invader? 293 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:48,822 "Warning: do not eat. May kill entire crew!" 294 00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,024 Pat-Tron, wait. Don't turn that-- 295 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,591 - [screeches] - Ow. 296 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:54,828 - [grunts] Oh! 297 00:13:54,861 --> 00:13:56,162 - [snarling] 298 00:13:56,229 --> 00:14:01,000 - I'm a mommy! [laughs] 299 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,636 - That's not your baby, Pat-Tron. 300 00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:05,304 That's a murder machine! 301 00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:08,274 - Don't be silly. He's just a little hungry. 302 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:11,911 Oh, I'll make him a bottle. Here. 303 00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:15,248 - Um, coochie coo? 304 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,985 - [chomps loudly] [roars] 305 00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:21,387 - [screaming] 306 00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:25,424 - [growls] - [screams] 307 00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:29,595 - Now, now, baby. No biting the captain. 308 00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,098 Here's baby's baba. 309 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:38,037 Time for burpies. 310 00:14:38,104 --> 00:14:39,705 - [burps] - Ah! 311 00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:42,041 Is that acid? [screams] 312 00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:44,377 - Oh, dear. I'll get a towel. 313 00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:46,112 - [roars] - [screaming] 314 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:49,082 [dramatic music] 315 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,483 * * 316 00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:55,554 - Baby's first steps. Oh, look at him go. 317 00:14:55,621 --> 00:14:58,224 - [screaming] 318 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,627 That's it! I'm done with your nonsense! 319 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:03,529 Open the airlock! 320 00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:07,600 We're flushing that monster out into space! 321 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:11,370 - My baby's not a monster! He's a growing boy! 322 00:15:11,437 --> 00:15:14,607 Look how big he's getting. - Oh. 323 00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:17,576 - [growling] 324 00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:18,577 * * 325 00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:19,578 [alarm blares] 326 00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:20,914 - [screams] 327 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,681 * * 328 00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:26,185 - Oh! My baby, you're safe. 329 00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:30,223 Now I can shower you with a mother's love. 330 00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,926 Ow, ow, stop! 331 00:15:32,992 --> 00:15:37,563 I can't shower you if--ow! Why won't you let me love you? 332 00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:40,499 - I got to get a new robot. 333 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,036 [wolf howls] 334 00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:47,040 - When the full moon rises and the kelp-bane blooms, 335 00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,642 werewolves rule the night, 336 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:53,579 but though fur appears and comes out their ears, 337 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:56,215 they never should look a fright. 338 00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:58,217 - Huh. 339 00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:01,420 - How many times has this happened to you? 340 00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:04,657 You turn into a seawolf, only to realize 341 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:08,061 you haven't had a trim since the last full moon. 342 00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:09,662 - Only every month, 343 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:11,965 but what am I supposed to do about it? 344 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,599 - I'll tell you, friend. 345 00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:16,035 You head straight to Madame Hagfish's 346 00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:18,004 Were-Hair Boutique. 347 00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:21,640 We'll give you a wash. We'll give you a trim. 348 00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:25,378 We'll paint your nails and perfume your tails. 349 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,813 We have the latest flea shampoos, 350 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,450 and we never use scissors made from silver. 351 00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:34,020 So come on down to Madame Hagfish's 352 00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:38,091 Were-Hair Boutique, and let us transform you. 353 00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:39,758 - [howls] - [laughs] 354 00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,227 Whoo-hoo! 355 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:44,197 [werewolves howling] 356 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:45,999 - Behold, master. 357 00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:49,768 Your new look. You're so tall now. 358 00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:51,770 - You fool! 359 00:16:51,837 --> 00:16:54,840 You've given me the same haircut as my ex-wife! 360 00:16:54,907 --> 00:16:56,842 [ghostly wail] 361 00:16:56,909 --> 00:17:00,213 - Sorry, master! - Why I ought to-- 362 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,015 [loud knocking] 363 00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,750 - The villagers, they're back. We're doomed. 364 00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:08,087 - Quickly, Patgor. Battle stations. 365 00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:10,156 - Yes, master. 366 00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:14,093 - Boil up a cauldron of oatmeal. 367 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,095 - Yes, master. 368 00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:23,102 * * 369 00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:29,808 - Huh? 370 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,478 Those are some weird disguises for feudal villagers. 371 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,380 - [laughs] - Uh. 372 00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:37,383 [upbeat music] 373 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,252 * * 374 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:42,488 - Okay, this is the last house in the neighborhood, 375 00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:44,390 and our last chance to get candy, 376 00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:46,625 so let's get it right. - Right. 377 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,194 [both inhale deeply] 378 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:50,263 [together] Trick or treat! 379 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,231 - Trick? Treat? 380 00:17:52,298 --> 00:17:55,201 Threaten me and demand a bribe, will you? 381 00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:58,137 Patgor, let 'er rip. [grunts] 382 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,206 - Yes, master. 383 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:03,209 [dramatic music] 384 00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,777 * * 385 00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:07,846 - Me flavored oatmeal. 386 00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:09,748 - Pull yourself together. 387 00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,617 We didn't come here for oatmeal. 388 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:14,087 That candy will be ours. 389 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,221 [together] * We did it * 390 00:18:15,288 --> 00:18:17,090 * We did it, we did it * 391 00:18:17,123 --> 00:18:18,324 [loud knocking] 392 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,326 [both shivering] 393 00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,760 - Hello? 394 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,830 - Hello, I'm the gas guy. 395 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:29,535 I'm here to check your meter. Whoa! 396 00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,637 Ah. 397 00:18:31,704 --> 00:18:34,540 - Phew. Well, it's about time. 398 00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:36,742 The monster's been extra gassy this week. 399 00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:39,145 - Whoa, no, no! 400 00:18:39,212 --> 00:18:41,847 - Here's his meter. 401 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,749 I don't know. See what you can do with it. 402 00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:47,186 - Pfft, I think know how to do my job. 403 00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:50,389 - Ow, oh, oh. 404 00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:53,459 [wrench clanking] 405 00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:56,329 - Come on. Where's that candy? 406 00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,831 - Huh? Ow! 407 00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:01,800 - Ooh, score. A jelly bean. 408 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,569 - Candy? Gimme! 409 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:07,206 - Ow! [screaming] 410 00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:10,343 - [screaming] - [screaming] 411 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:15,148 [all screaming] 412 00:19:19,152 --> 00:19:20,853 - Good work, SpongeMonster. 413 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:24,890 Now give those interlopers the ol' heave-ho. 414 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,960 - Roar! - Hi, I'm Patrick. 415 00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:31,930 - Oh. 416 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,768 - You can't keep me out of your house! 417 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,936 I'm on basic cable. 418 00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:40,239 - Isn't there something else on? 419 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,610 - Candy! 420 00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:47,180 - [screams] Do something, master! 421 00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,049 - Oh! 422 00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,018 [screams] 423 00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:56,189 [easy listening music] 424 00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,856 * * 425 00:19:57,923 --> 00:20:01,494 - Hmm. Candy? 426 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,862 And right here just for us, 427 00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:06,632 we're gonna paint a little candy. 428 00:20:06,699 --> 00:20:09,602 [dramatic music] 429 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,704 * * 430 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:15,541 Oh, candy! 431 00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:16,842 - Well, Patrick. What'll it be? 432 00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:18,211 Will you take this jar of candy, 433 00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:22,948 or will you take the mystery prize? 434 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:27,052 It's time to negotiate. 435 00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:31,757 - Nah, that's okay. All I want is the candy. 436 00:20:31,824 --> 00:20:32,791 See you later! 437 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:36,362 [easy listening music] 438 00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:38,464 [screams] 439 00:20:42,335 --> 00:20:43,836 - [screams] 440 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:46,739 - Whoa, how'd we get home? 441 00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:49,908 - I don't know, but I got us candy. 442 00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,477 - Ooh, oh, boy! 443 00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,712 I'm gonna eat all the Nut Cracklers first. 444 00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,248 Ooh, or the Tropical Fruit Fuzzies. 445 00:20:55,314 --> 00:20:58,284 No wait. The Cocoa Chunkers. 446 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,456 [together] Trick or treat. 447 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:06,392 [both scream] 448 00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:09,528 - Gosh, do you think we're doing this right? 449 00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:10,829 - We must be. 450 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,332 We've gotten candy from every kid tonight. 451 00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:16,902 - Maybe we should save some for Patrick and Squidina? 452 00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:19,672 [together] Nah! 453 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:20,906 [laughter] 454 00:21:20,973 --> 00:21:23,041 - Whoo! - Oh, dear! 455 00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:25,944 Whee! - Yeah, hey! 456 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,382 [bell chimes] 457 00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:32,885 - Midnight. We survived Halloween. 458 00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:36,088 We're safe, at least until... 459 00:21:36,154 --> 00:21:37,456 [jingle bells chiming] 460 00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:41,294 Oh, no, it couldn't be. It's too soon. 461 00:21:41,327 --> 00:21:43,829 - There's only 54 shopping days left. 462 00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:45,564 Get your tree now. 463 00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:46,865 [loud knocking] 464 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:47,966 [together] * We wish you * 465 00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,201 * A merry Christmas * 466 00:21:49,302 --> 00:21:51,036 * we wish you a merry Christmas * 467 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,938 * We wish you a merry Christmas * 468 00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:57,042 - Patgor, battle stations! Boil up a cauldron of eggnog. 469 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,412 - Yes, master. 470 00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:03,582 - Merry Christmas. [laughs] 471 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:08,182 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0